February 24, 2017, 8:00pm - February 24, 2017, 8:00pm
There's a lot of debate about a lot of things in a lot of parts of the world, but we know one thing for sure: Cli'Mate change is real!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come watch the STAGE get warmer (hotter?) with the 'Mates at 8:00 PM next FRIDAY NIGHT in SOPHIA GORDON MULTI PURPOSE ROOM!!!!
But how can I afford a ticket when I have recycled all my dollar bills?? Not a problem! There are NO TICKETS NEEDED! (A very Convenient Truth if you ask me)
Still not convinced? Here are some recent reviews:
"The glaciers won't be the only things melting when you hear the sweet melodies the Tufts Amalgamates have to offer. Hearts, folks. Hearts will be melting. Now back to some jazz." -NPR
"We finally figured out why our populations are shrinking in vast numbers! The 'Mates concert was so good, we were literally dying to get in!" -The Polli-Mate-ors
"I'm so glad the chunk that broke off of that iceberg somehow brought me to the Tufts University campus. A cappella is way better than food and shelter." -That polar bear from the commercial
"I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed except I'm definitely not giving snow days anymore. Also, the Amalgamates' Winter Show went multi-platinum (they even out-sold Kelly Clarkson)." -President Monaco
"Some say the oceans are going to rise four and a half feet by 2050. That means one thing and one thing only. Nicole Nadwodny is going to drown." -Fox News
Don't sweat the rising temperatures. Come see the Cli'Mate change your life at the Tufts Amalgamates' annual winter show, and bring some sunblock. Doors open at 7:30. Be there.